CAMBRIDGE, Mass. - I was pretty sure that hearing Oprah Winfrey deliver Harvard's commencement address was going to change my life, something that happens often if you want it to.
First, though, various Harvard whoozits talked so much about money I could have been in church, and the announcement that the Class of '88 alone had just raised $115 million sort of undercut Harvard President Drew Faust's perfectly valid message about the damage done by cuts to research funding, especially post-sequester.
Then Winfrey, who dedicated her talk to "anybody who's felt screwed by life," which I hope she meant ironically, talked about dharma and purpose and I was jake with that.
But the best thing she said was this: In doing more than 35,000 interviews, she has learned that everybody wants to be validated.
Everyone she has ever sat down with, she said, from George W. Bush to Barack Obama to "Beyonce in all her Beyonce-ness," has asked, in his or her own way, after the TV lights went out, "Was I okay?"
Just like we all want to know, "Did you hear me? Did what I say matter to you?"
So yes, on the campus where Facebook started, she challenged grads to "have more face-to-face conversations with people you may disagree with." Which is purpose enough, given how little this occurs.
Alas, I did not even remember who spoke at my graduation until a Notre Dame classmate reminded me recently. (No offense, Benjamin Civiletti.)
Yet I all too vividly recall Father Ned Joyce mangling my name so badly - Melody Henager, he called me - that when I stood up to accept my big award, everyone seemed to be hoping I'd realize my mistake and sit back down.
Apparently, Commencement Speech Amnesia is epidemic, too, because of the first 10 friends I asked, not one could name his or her graduation speaker.
Radio journalist Jamila Bey said she'll never be able to forget the speaker at her ex's commencement, though:
"The speaker talked about river blindness and how people could be driven mad," right up until some business school grads who'd maybe had a sip of champagne started booing, soon joined by their . . . parents?
"A grand time," she says - all three hours of it.
Then there are the American University grads of 1963, who 50 years ago on June 10 heard JFK make history by speaking at their graduation, about "not merely peace for America, but peace for all men and women - not merely peace in our time, but peace for all time."
Those words so moved Soviet premier Nikita Khrushchev that he actually allowed the address to be broadcast in the Soviet Union. The address led quite directly to the signing of the nuclear test ban treaty later that summer.
On a personal level, says '63 grad Faith Shrinsky Kirk, the speech "was the thrill of our lives," and for many in the class, it set the course. To her, it said, "Wait a minute; start thinking; isn't that why you came here?"
"He was the inspiration for my generation to start questioning the status quo," Kirk said. And that talk led her to spend her whole working life advocating for people with disabilities.
"I don't want to go so far as to say it was life-changing," said another '63 grad, Carl Cook, who has worked as an adviser at American almost ever since. "But intellectually, it was."
For those of us who did not have JFK to point the way, or were busy thinking about lunch, or soon-to-be-exes, or - in better times - job offers, here's a brief compilation of what a few people I asked said was the best piece of advice anyone had given them in the years since they wore a cap and gown:
Never turn up empty-handed.
If they shoot at you, crawl forward and keep your butt down.