Get it, mouth-breathers?
Even San Francisco, the golden city on the hill of liberalism, received no respect as it would suffer living in a state with the name Yerba Buena under this plan.
Like a Russian commissar, mapmaker Neil Freeman drew lines arbitrarily in the sands of the United States.
So what if West Virginia is almost heaven? The commissars in the District of Columbia will move the state to Allegheny, which would run from Harlan, Ky., to Erie, Pa.
Yins will mix with y'alls.
People do not matter to Washington.
Only numbers do.
This is the same contempt for humanity that Josef Stalin showed when he marched the entire Chechen population to Central Asia and Siberia in 1944.
One-third of them died on the way, and 69 years later, two of their descendants bombed the Boston Marathon in some bizarre form of retaliation.
Think no American president would do what Stalin did?
Then read up on the Trail of Tears in which President Jackson, the founder of the Democratic Party, ignored a U.S. Supreme Court order and marched 130,000 Cherokees from the Carolinas to the desert of Oklahoma.
Half of them died on the way.
Jackson did the same to the Chickasaw, Choctaw, Muscogee Creek and Seminole Indians, although a small band of the latter fought back and remained in Florida, where they proudly lend their name to the Florida State University football team.
If life were truly fair, we the people would march the denizens of Washington, D.C., to Belle Fourche, S.D., population 5,658, which is the city closest to the geographic center of the United States.
There all the bureaucrats, congressmen and Cabinet members would by hand build a new capital out of adobe bricks cured in the hot sun.
Surber's email is donsur...@dailymail.com.