SHE: Computer glitch. Don't politicize this.
ME: Sure. You called us racist. You called us terrorists, anarchists, arsonists and hostage takers, but I am the one who politicizes this.
SHE: Can we talk about something else?
ME: OK, tell me about how he closed Gitmo like he promised. Oh wait, he didn't, did he?
SHE: He cannot get anyone to take them. These are very dangerous men who would return to terrorism if we let them loose.
ME: Bush said the same thing and he was right. Bush also warned you about Iran but you mocked him as a saber rattler. Bush left a world in which the United States was the dominant player in the Middle East. Now Putin is.
SHE: Really? Tell me about Bush and those deficits and those wars and those thousands of soldiers who died in war and the trillion dollars his wars cost. Tell me about that.
ME: More American soldiers died in Afghanistan under Obama. As for $1 trillion on a war, Obama posts annual $1 trillion deficits.
SHE: You don't understand.
ME: I spotted his narcissism from the get-go. Your clue should have been when he said, "This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow, and our planet began to heal."
SHE: So what do you want me to do now? Leave him?
ME: No. That's not how the system works. We are stuck with him for another three years as we plod ahead with a nation divided by partisan politics because he refused to work with Republicans on the stimulus, on Obamacare and on the budget. But I will say one thing nice about him.
SHE: What's that?
ME: He's better than Hillary.
Surber is an editorial writer who can be reached at DonSur...@DailyMail.com.